To My Sister Debra:
Welcome Back Down South
Hurray! Yahoo! Yippee!
My sisterís cominí back down south,
To the Bayous of
Where the Olí Mississippi finds itís mouth.
Itís a good thing too, sheís coming back,
to fight the eternal foe of pestilence;
Cause this state is full of disease,
mostly caused by itís own decadence.
So I personally would like to welcome Debra,
one of the few, my whole life have known;
We canít wait for your return,
welcome back to your new old home.