To My Sister Debra:
Welcome Back Down South
Hurray! Yahoo!
Yippee!
My sister’s comin’ back down south,
To the Bayous of
Where the Ol’ Mississippi finds it’s mouth.
It’s a good
thing too, she’s coming back,
to fight the eternal foe of pestilence;
Cause this state is full of disease,
mostly caused by it’s own decadence.
So I personally
would like to welcome Debra,
one of the few, my whole life have known;
We can’t wait
for your return,
welcome back to your new old home.